I have several girly crushes. I feel the need to share them with you all so we can all collectively crush on them. The I would not feel as strange as I do. Um. I am also becoming more and more aware that a large number of these stars are younger than me and are clearly over-achievers. This disturbs me. I am getting old.
1. NATALIE PORTMAN. June 9, 1981 (age 29).
ACTRESS, BORN IN JERUSALEM, CLASSIC BEAUTY, STRANGE LIP THING GOING ON, STAR WARS + BLACK SWAN, SHAVED HER HEAD FOR A MOVIE – SUPERIOR, MAKES A VERY PRETTY PREGNANT LADY, SUPER INTELLIGENT WITH ACTUAL RESEARCH PAPERS PUBLISHED IN SCIENTIFIC JOURNALS.
2. ADELE. 5 May 1988 (age 23).
SINGER/SONGWRITER, PLUS-SIZED LOVELINESS, VOICE THAT PROVES THE EXISTENCE OF GOD, FLICKED EYELINER, OWNER OF A WIENER DOG, KEEPING IT REAL IN A NON-HOMMIE SORT OF WAY, MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE + WAITING FOR YOU, “ADELE IS SIMPLY TOO MAGICAL TO COMPARE HER TO ANYONE.”
3. ALISON BIER. December 29, 1983 (age 27).
ACTRESS, MAD MEN + COMMUNITY, PLUS-SIZED CHEST, HILARIOUSLY RANDOM (YOUTUBE HER), IS BEST FRIENDS WITH DANNY PUDI AND IS BY DEFAULT TOTALLY AWESOME, HUGE EYES, USED TO WORK AS A PARTY CLOWN.
4. KATE NASH. 6 July 1987 (age 23).
SINGER/SONGWRITER, QUIRKY, MERRY HAPPY + NICEST THING, GINGER-MESS OF HAIR, ENGLISH, SUFFERER OF OCD, HELPER OF THE LESS-ADVANTAGED, GENERAL DO-GOODER, BLOGGER.
5. MEGAN WASHINGTON. 7 January 1986 (age 25).
SINGER/SONGWRITER, BRISBANE WONDERGIRL, GUITAR + PIANO, BRASH, LOVES HER MUM, CITES “NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPLETE MY POKEDEX” AS SOMETHING THAT MAKES HER ANGRY, LOVES BLACK INK PENS, WAYFARER GLASSES.
6. EMMA WATSON. 15 April 1990 (age 21).
ACTRESS AND CLOTHES HORSE, HARRY POTTER, GOT TO SNOG WEASLEY + POTTER, CROPPED HAIR, CHEEKY, SO BRITISH, “A BIT OF FEMINIST”, MY GOD – HAVE YOU SEEN HER IN THE NEW ADVERTS? YOU SHOULD. YOU REALLY SHOULD.